I just don't want some

ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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thebobblehat:

floozys:

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

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friskygrandma:

ryan murphy: sarah… i have this new role for you … shes a woman whos a little hard done by and she gets through the days by… get this… smoking and crying. do you think youre up for it?

sarah paulson:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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amargedom:

““It is never too late to be what you might have been.””

— George Eliot
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paper-mario-wiki:

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch

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wauryd:

a-little-big:

tilthat:

TIL after Ameila Earhart’s plane was presumed lost, all subsequent distress calls were treated as hoaxes. Recent research concluded however that half of the calls, many of which were received by amateur radio operators, were credible, indicating that she may have survived for weeks after the crash.

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so yall sayin one of the most famous missing dead woman was none of those things and just being IGNORED

Them: Amelia Earhart forever disappeared in her plane crash

Amelia, on the radio: I’M STILL HERE

Them: Sometimes we can still hear her voice

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amargedom:

Daily reminder!

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lumin30n:

steeldragongamer:

m-arci-a:

daily life of a digital artist:

• is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor
  
• I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real
  
• my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time
  
• ‘ “asdf11.png” already exists. Do you want to overwrite? ‘
• I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let’s ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT’S SO B I G
  
• this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am
• I want to pee but right now I’m doing so well and if I go I will leavE THE ZONE
• opacity 67% or 68% I can’t decide
• well this pic looks nice //*flips it horizontally*// I regret having eyes
• where the fuck is my pen
  

traditional artist:

• I can’t find the right color, why do I not have the exact color I need
• Oh hey, let’s share this online! *Spends next 5 minutes trying to take a good picture of it/scan it in*
• IT SMUDGED DAMN IT
• I have ink all over my hands and it’s not coming off
• Do not make a mistake lining it, do not make a mistak- FUCK
• My eraser has been obliterated by mistakes
• I SPILLED *insert drink/food item here* ALL OVER MY DRAWING
• My sketchbook fell apart/ripped again
• where the fuck is my pen

both are valid ans i feel

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electrictattoos:

Jason James Smith

10knotes:

this person probably has to study for finals

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kingbob-omb:

nevver:

Damn, Diana Georgie (because)

Damn Please Enjoy Filthy Nice Spit

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